MEMORANDUM
JOSHUA D. WOLSON, United States District Judge.
When it comes to statutes, one hopes Congress channels Dr. Seuss: "I meant what I said and I said what I meant." Dr. Seuss, Horton Hatches The Egg 21(2d ed. 1968). Unfortunately, the Mad Hatter teaches that meaning what you say and saying what you mean are...
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