DECISION AND ORDER
BRETT H. LUDWIG, United States District Judge.
If the phrase "tax-qualified, guaranteed renewable, comprehensive, long-term care insurance policy" were any more impenetrable, it might be mistaken for an excerpt from Finnegan's Wake. But this Joycean jumble of surplus adjectives means a great deal to the millions...
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