MEMORANDUM
Matthew W. Brann, United States District Judge.
Some might say it was a child's scooter, like a marble dropped into a Rube Goldberg machine, which set the chain-reaction events of this case into motion. The more cynical among us, however, would label that a puerile retelling of events. To those cynics, the true catalyst of misfortune...
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