OPINION AND ORDER
WILLIAM E. SMITH, District Judge.
"A breeze ruffled the neat hedges of Privet Drive, which lay silent and tidy under the inky sky, the very last place you would expect astonishing things to happen." J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 17 (Scholastic Press 1997). And yet, according to Plaintiffs Jeffrey and Linda Wyrostek ("Plaintiffs" or "Wyrosteks"), astonishing things did happen at Number Four Privet Drive...
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