MEMORANDUM OPINION
ROSEMARY M. COLLYER, District Judge.
This matter is before the Court on Defendant's motion to dismiss or, in the alternative, for a more definite statement. The motion to dismiss will be granted, and the motion for a more definite statement will be denied as moot.
I. BACKGROUND
In its entirety, Plaintiff's complaint states:
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