MEMORANDUM STATEMENT ON PLAINTIFFS' MOTION FOR RELIEF FROM JUDGMENT1
HORNBY, Chief Judge.
"If the law supposes that, ... the law is a ass — a idiot," proclaimed Mr. Bumble. Charles Dickens, The Adventures of Oliver Twist (Oxford Univ. Press 1987) (1838). Controlling precedent here unfortunately gives credence to this infamous Dickens statement. If the Court of Appeals chooses to remand this lawsuit, I will...
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