EASTERBROOK, Circuit Judge.
"It happened a long time ago in the little village of Werther. There, the candymaker, Gustav Nebel, created his very finest candy, taking real butter, fresh cream, white and brown sugars, a pinch of salt, and lots of time. And because these butter candies tasted especially delicious, he called the candy `Werther's Original', in honor of his little village of Werther." So reads the pitch on a bag of Werther's® Original candies. Nabisco...
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