MEMORANDUM OPINION
ACKER, District Judge.
This judge has never written an opinion using the personal pronoun. I have always used the traditionally formal and somewhat stilted language, "this court," to describe myself. This case, however, peculiarly lends itself to a deviation from this norm. The personal pronoun will therefore be used hereinafter in order to avoid any possible implication that what I am saying represents the thinking of the entire bench...
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